God save me from
all
the delicious bores,
two-headed politicos,
the constant parade of overly-pearly white teeth
and flawlessly manicured lawns, nails
and
trendy vintage and baby acorn salads
and the plasticization of the young and not-so-young
and
faux hawks and faux lives
with faux "hi's"
and faux "byes"

-starving for Audrey Hepburn and simple moments
alone with old earth and new eyes